That Old Rag
When I was a younger pipe smoker, the other guys and I laughed at the old guys who had a rag on their laps while smoking a pipe. Well, guess what? I now am one of those old guys who keeps a cloth handy. Today our cloths are different. They are now micro fiber cloths we toss when dirty. Except it seems my wife never sees my cloths when they are clean. To her they are always dirty. It it were up to me I’d keep them twice longer than when she replaces them. It seems my cloths are never clean enough for her. I’ll often wipe the inside of my bowls with these cloths. I don’t use them as often as it seems I do. But to me they are my evidence I smoke a pipe. But why use them? It seems she’s always complaining my cloths are dirty. They just are well-used. Sure, after a few days they look like used oil cloths one might use while working on cars. But if a cloth has a clean spot left I’ll still use it. A...